What are chores?
Noun 1. chore - a specific piece of work required to be done as a duty or for a specific fee; "estimates of the city's loss on that job ranged as high as a million dollars"; "the job of repairing the engine took several hours"; "the endless task of classifying the samples"; "the farmer's morning chores"
job, task
duty - work that you are obliged to perform for moral or legal reasons; "the duties of the job"
ball-breaker, ball-buster - a job or situation that is demanding and arduous and punishing; "Vietnam was a ball-breaker"
stint - an individual's prescribed share of work; "her stint as a lifeguard exhausted her"
scut work, shitwork - trivial, unrewarding, tedious, dirty, and disagreeable chores; "the hospital hired him to do scut work"
I found this set of definitions online to describe the process or description of the things that simply have to happen around our house – for all of us, to live in some semblance of order. And by order – that includes mental health – sanity, most notably – as if you haven’t noticed - mine. Do I over react to things that really, in the grand scheme of things – don’t matter all that much? Yes I do, admittedly so. I apologize for that – I’m not sure what else to say. Should I be able to brush things off and move forward onto more or other issues that are more significant in the profound realm of life. Yes – and I’m desperately, well at times, generally I’m working on that path. But really the question is what are those things and well – they are going to be different for all of us.
So I’ve decided to break down the tasks that need to be done by you – you, young adults, you - in an order or organization that: 1) I believe you are intelligent enough to understand; 2) helps fulfill the obligations and basic needs you can/you should by now/and you will (so help me elvis) perform on a regular basis around our home.
Obligations – these tasks have to be done. The dogs have to be walked – the reasons I think have become quite clear in the last few days. You guys lobbied really hard for a puppy, we got one, he’s super super cool – and now it frickin’ cold out and he still has to be walked. But listen, clearly, both of them dogs – when - one of them goes out – the other dog goes out. So help me elvis - if I hear either one of you bitch about the other – and who walks who, when, blah, blah, blah, ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-858AdxFE ) I will blow my already very loosely and tentatively clamped skull structure. Just take the dogs out. Please, no not even please. Take them out as prescribed below.
Exercise or training is quite a different matter and the only exception to this rule. Basic needs – clean laundry – being aware that there is laundry in your bathroom/laundry area that could be folded, washed, I don’t know - perhaps even just observed is a huge leap forward.
Your bedrooms
Floor visibility – your floors, chairs, desks, ledges should be free from dirty clothes (see also laundry); discarded clean clothes (you might decide that just wearing something once, or even changing your mind about what you are going to wear, or even using a towel more one time merits another blessed opportunity for that specific object – hence it is to be majestically and gracefully lifted off the floor and consciously situated such - so that it may potentially be re-used again before laundering would otherwise become necessary); games/toys; books; debris; random shit.
Glasses, bowls, dishes – after you use these transport vessels of sustenance, bring them the fire truck back downstairs, in a prompt fashion (let’s clearly define this as within 12 hours - maximum) and place them directly in the dishwasher (that trap door metal thing) so that they may be cleaned and used again by others.
Laundry – do not throw clothes into any laundry that are not: 1) right side out, 2) are folded or lay inside another piece of clothing,
If you throw something that might be considered offensive or may after a short duration stink – throw it in a plastic bag lined container and bring it to a location where no one else will be effected by such treats.
If a creature should have an accident – what are the procedures that you follow to clean up after them? Hint: it involves hands and knees and physical excursion otherwise known as scrubbing.
Noun 1. scrubbing - the act of cleaning a surface by rubbing it with a brush and soap and water
scouring, scrub
cleaning, cleansing, cleanup - the act of making something clean; "he gave his shoes a good cleaning"
mopping, swabbing - cleaning with a mop; "he gave it a good mopping"
Why is this image so relevant? Please note the body position and the glorious facial expression – one you should be vastly familiar with, particularly in my prescience…
Dog training. It is your mother and my responsibility to facilitate adequate training for the dogs. To this extent and particularly with Strykr we have behavioral issues that exceed our abilities as ‘trainers’ and that will require that we bring in someone outside of the four of us to help assist with our young pup’s being.
That being said – we will establish a timely walk schedule. And by timely – I mean regular – as in every two hours during the evening – whether he/they need(s) it or not. We have to establish regularity – from walking techniques, schedules, training techniques – al of it. This weekend was unacceptable. So our evenings are initiated by you guys arriving at home around 4 pm. If the dogs are home then we’ll proceed with a walk right then at 4 pm - and then follow every two hours until 10 pm. So – just to be clear - that means 4, 6, 8, 10pm.
Kitchen:
Dirty or used dishes loaded directly into dishwasher
Large pots/pans washed with soap and warm water, inside & outside.
Understand and appreciate that beata is an elvis send. We have brought her into our house to help assist and organize our lives (yes, we (your mom and i) get to have these (lives) too. Please understand that not everything which exists in our realm or is done in our realm - is solely for your benefit. Note that you should on more than one occasion sit back and be grateful for everything you have, knowing that you are loved (un)conditionally (that varies between your mother and me.) She’s much better at the ‘un’ aspects – I try and well – I try and will continue to try and I will try harder. and yours.