November 29, 2012
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imagery
imagine an elephant in a horses stall. packed tightly, busting at the seams, eyes bulging a little in discomfort, quietly pleading for forgiveness but with a vague understanding -
hell not understanding at all… suffering… and sucking it up for the home team…
imagine the struggle the elephant has to get that trunk down low to engage and snack upon the tasty hay that some kind gent or lass has left to nourish their soul and in essence ultimately their mind. i mean wiggling their rear end to the left a little and then to the right, and then back a little more to the left… they don’t rightly fit proper – reckon’?
now that that image is lodged securely in your mind’s eye…
men
and standard size toilet bowls… ’nuff said.
e-e-e-e-l-o-n-g-a-t-e-d please…
and thank you very much…
Comments (5)
O.o
The first part was beautiful. The rest? O.o
I could probably go for some new toilets
ha good grief, you men and your problems!
Well now… that’s quite the present of an image! thanks for the wel wishing sir
I always use the handicapped toilets in public.
The seats are taller and there is quite more room in the stall, too.
In fact– my entire six foot plus family has always had a taller toilet in our bathroom since I can remember.
I feel bad for my mother– since she is the midget of the bunch
Awesome post!!!!Best, Ds