February 24, 2013
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savin’; cumin’ and god and elvis (nfsw)
when was the last time you saved someone’s life? big save, small save – tongue in cheek save. save – what’s that about? here’s an oddity – and maybe someone who knows linguistics might know – i mean ‘save’ and ‘slave’ are only one skinny erect letter apart… right, i mean – someone ‘save’s you’ and therefore there is an absolute sense of indebtedness to them… what’s that about? why isn’t it just a cosmic all good and the next time ‘round someone might bail your ass out – that fundamentally proverbial capitalist ‘get out of jail free’ card? guess that’s way to hippy for the world – and it’s much better to know what it is exactly, i mean precisely – scientific like – what you are dealing with. we got to keep tabs right?!?
‘cause that’s just proper savin’ and proper savin’ deal with absolute truths – and we know this because there’s no conceivable means of explainin’ the cosmos and thus all that is contained within. it has to be one way or another. well actually it has to be as such defined eons ago by a bunch of self appointed and impotent-like male white folk – even though in all likelihood the jesus dude came from egypt or the middle east and there weren’t no white dudes ‘round there – ‘cept for indiana jones at that time of history – no middle grounds, no – well didn’t billy joel say ‘you might be right, i might be crazy’… and then some other stuff after… that well seemed to make a whole lotta sense ‘cause by my reckon’ more folk know them billy joel words – than the one’s found in a made up ‘where in the fuck in the world’s dead waldo done and gone from under a ginormo big rock – all by his self book.
a baseball ‘save’ – for the sport of it – oh and yeah – i hadn’t even considered a ‘religious’ save – how silly of me to ignore that profound and divine reality. i saw in one of the gospel of top blogs accordin’ to dan & froggy the other day that atheists can’t proper orgasm – because they can’t utter the word ‘god’ before they expel any bodily fluids or quiver with any dignity. that’s a harsh sentence for another human to judge on (but we humans love to seem to judge) - i mean you’ve got to be pretty high on the ‘saved lots of po’ folk. just – i mean i always try and say ‘elvis’ before i proper ejaculate – i mean pelvis is only one ‘p’ away from elvis and ‘p’ is a pretty relative important letter in all ‘secially’ ‘cause without it i’d have an ‘enis’ and we all know those are virtually extinct and smaller with a vagina. and by sayin’ elvis and leavin’ off the ‘p’ – my souse done know I left her a mightily gibbly treat that she wouldn’t conceivably otherwise have no forthright knowledge of.
did you stop her from going out with him? joe jackson asked that question about as well as anyone could. did you help the old lady cross the street or from behind the counter? (eddie v and _earl jam) or give the beggar some food, although no one was begging – i saw that the other night. a couple stopped their european made luxury sedan under the viaduct where a homeless person or persons were encamped. the female placed her styrofoam encased leftover ‘dog-E’ bag/sack right near – right adjacent to the homeless folk. then i watched her scuttle back to the car, slide in and away they went. they homeless folk had to have seen what was left for them – the car folk done had to have saved someone. and – maybe they did – but who are we to judge either their effort or effort of the folk that the food was left for – is one better than the other? i certainly don’t believe so – and maybe someday, someone will do somethin’ nice and kind for them fancified folk… or maybe someone already done has. but they did as they saw fit – and that’s all that mattered – no judgin’, no hatin’, ‘specially whilst someone might be alone and masturbatin’ and s_outin’ oh _od – before they cum…