March 11, 2013
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tolerance
Some families have a side of family with really vertically inclined, mythologically proportioned, female kinsfolk – ah, – amazonians if you will. And if you, in your life – will never, ever be biologically taller than any of those women… You quite obviously have taller aunts.
And if not – well you’re destined to be screwed and probably will end up ‘rassling’ all the time – until someone gives up and yells – ‘uncle’. Now go figure that one out… toleruncle.
I was thinking the other day – smoke out the ears and all, just like them pope folks in rome are soon to be having – about a word that aptly describes our relationships with our fellow human beings. And tolerance comes to mind. A little of this, a little of that…
yeah – I’ve probably posted this before – but get over it. It amuses me – and I’m allowing you to read my thoughts here. See how that works? And I’m not even a tall woman – go figure.
but really those roman folks don’t tolerate nothing that isn’t square with a book they deem righteous and has a very specific way of looking at the world and the ongoings of its inhabitants. Hell – even the creation then thereof said orb. After all it is round – meaning there is no start – no finish, everything is essentially the same distance from the center… most equalitarian in it’s belief structure – man.
And now in rome – ‘it’s do as the romans do.’ Amirite ?!? (#peridot21 says so that, and i wanted to use it – word, sista) so like black smoke means one thing – white smoke means another – there’s all these alliances forging for enough popefolk wannabe to want to like well enough one other popefolk in particular – enough so that the smoke is the righteous color. Now I don’t think any cavefolk ever done worried about that back in the bedrock living days.
(this cat – - bill carter – played electric guitar with no pick – just his bare fingers – damn – that’s some schnizzle and quite a bloody mess on occasion). One if by night – two by four – they built a fire and stood back and said – ‘that’s a fire!’ sorry – im circumambulating – where was i?!? oh – tolerating – with a reggae beat…
xanga? What are your toleruncles? are they enough?!?
Comments (11)
i’ve heard the next pope could be french canadian..i could even be related to him..i just discovered why the earth is round..it used to be a square before and because it spinned so fast, it lost it’s corners with time..
@locomotiv - could very well be little engine… now if he were a she and that would be something to take a walk on the wild side with…
Pee Wee Herman…oh man
You always find the best vids!
I have toleraunts and toleruncles.
I think we live in a world that thinks it has tolerance…but I’m not seeing it. I think our world is growing less tolerant.
HUGS!
@godfatherofgreenbay - I know you are, but what am I.
haha word, brutha!
… idk if i have a very good toleruncle level… it kind of varies from day to day er hour to hour (minute to minute??) … as my dad always says, “ya never know who you’re gonna get on any given day.” 

@godfatherofgreenbay - right?!? it’s a shake your head (the one above your shoulders, with two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth, not the one he liked to ‘shake’ in public) and laugh sadly at the what could have beens… but still marvel at the absolute genius that was…
@adamswomanback - exactly. sad reality i thinketh… thanks a-back!
@Peridot21 - i totally get that! it’s a very appropriate – reality i think… wish i was better, try… but… quite honestly – there
are
lots of excuses…
word
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@xplorrn - how do we know if it’s not a she..i dont want to be vulgar but unless we search their undergarments we’ll never be sure..
As a six foot tall Amazon woman, I thank you for the existence of this blog!!! Now, back to Themyscria I go