March 11, 2013

  • tolerance

    Some families have a side of family with really vertically inclined, mythologically proportioned, female kinsfolk – ah, – amazonians if you will.  And if you, in your life – will never, ever be biologically taller than any of those women…   You quite obviously have taller aunts. 

    And if not – well you’re destined to be screwed and probably will end up ‘rassling’ all the time – until someone gives up and yells – ‘uncle’.  Now go figure that one out…  toleruncle. 

    I was thinking the other day – smoke out the ears and all, just like them pope folks in rome are soon to be having – about a word that aptly describes our relationships with our fellow human beings.  And tolerance comes to mind.   A little of this, a little of that…

    yeah – I’ve probably posted this before – but get over it.  It amuses me – and I’m allowing you to read my thoughts here.  See how that works?   And I’m not even a tall woman – go figure.

    but really those roman folks don’t tolerate nothing that isn’t square with a book they deem righteous and has a very specific way of looking at the world and the ongoings of its inhabitants.  Hell – even the creation then thereof said orb.  After all it is round – meaning there is no start – no finish, everything is essentially the same distance from the center…  most equalitarian in it’s belief structure – man.

    And now in rome – ‘it’s do as the romans do.’ Amirite ?!? (#peridot21 says so that, and i wanted to use it – word, sista)  so like black smoke means one thing – white smoke means another – there’s all these alliances forging for enough popefolk wannabe to want to like well enough one other popefolk in particular – enough so that the smoke is the righteous color.  Now I don’t think any cavefolk ever done worried about that back in the bedrock living days. 

    (this cat – - bill carter – played electric guitar with no pick – just his bare fingers – damn – that’s some schnizzle and quite a bloody mess on occasion).  One if by night – two by four – they built a fire and stood back and said – ‘that’s a fire!’   sorry – im circumambulating – where was i?!?  oh – tolerating – with a reggae beat…

    xanga?  What are your toleruncles? are they enough?!?

Comments (11)

  • i’ve heard the next pope could be french canadian..i could even be related to him..i just discovered why the earth is round..it used to be a square before and because it spinned so fast, it lost it’s corners with time..

  • @locomotiv - could very well be little engine… now if he were a she and that would be something to take a walk on the wild side with…

  • Pee Wee Herman…oh man

  • You always find the best vids!
    I have toleraunts and toleruncles.
    I think we live in a world that thinks it has tolerance…but I’m not seeing it. I think our world is growing less tolerant.
    HUGS!

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I know you are, but what am I.

  • haha word, brutha! … idk if i have a very good toleruncle level… it kind of varies from day to day er hour to hour (minute to minute??) … as my dad always says, “ya never know who you’re gonna get on any given day.” 

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - right?!?  it’s a shake your head (the one above your shoulders, with two eyes, two ears, a nose and a mouth, not the one he liked to ‘shake’ in public) and laugh sadly at the what could have beens…  but still marvel at the absolute genius that was…  

  • @adamswomanback - exactly.  sad reality i thinketh…  thanks a-back!  

  • @Peridot21 - i totally get that!  it’s a very appropriate – reality i think…  wish i was better, try…  but…  quite honestly – there

    are

    lots of excuses… 

    word

  • @xplorrn - how do we know if it’s not a she..i dont want to be vulgar but unless we search their undergarments we’ll never be sure..

  • As a six foot tall Amazon woman, I thank you for the existence of this blog!!! Now, back to Themyscria I go ;)

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