April 10, 2013

• wars – that ends in ‘s’

  never get involved in a war that ends in ‘s’ – they never turn out well.  there have been two world wars – a lot of people dead, gone, disfigured and a lot of destruction. 

  our current international plight puts us in a divided state – over two koreas…

  grammar?

  think about it – who gets hurt in a grammatical war?  nobody – i mean who really cares where an apostrophe goes or doesn’t.  twain didn’t; faulkner didn’t; snoop dogg sure as hell doesn’t.  and who needs apostrophes more than these guys?  Their lives were/are defined by apostrophes.  clinton – ‘sexual relations’ – ended in an ‘s’ didn’t it…  some soupy splurge on synthetic materials – cigars where involved….

  it’s all very evil – ending in ‘s’ – necessary?  perhaps?  blow jobs…  peanut butter and jelly sandwiches – sticky messes…

  finances

  cha-ching – yeah – all fucking knock down drag out sorts of ongoings.  ‘S’ – it’s even part of the symbol that represents this notion, this value – a giant ‘s’ with a vertical line or even two through it.  it’s only stating the obvious – battle lines drawn.

  babies

  there’s a war – an all out assault on the human psyche that no one wants a part of.  families that have them have fights – who’s going to take care of?  help clean?   feed?  clothe?  educate?  talk to about who masturbates?  take to the ball game?  the prom?  people that don’t have them and want them have fights over them;  people who think they have the right to force anyone who has ever been pregnant to have that baby – hell – they kill people to secure that ‘right.’  now of course once they are born – tough, life’s tough and we humans always seem to get it right don’t we.  and that’s a fundamental definition of war.  no babies, love them or leave them – lead to wars that end in ‘s’.  marriages.  divorces.  more often than not no one wins. 

   

  and suddenly she didn’t want to play footsies any more.

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